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since weekend posts are normally pretty unpopular as people have better things to do than to read what some dork has to write about on his online diary, here is a list of other things that are unpopular:

bowl cuts – do you know anyone with a bowl cut?  they must be awesome then.

the word “bomb” as in: “you da bomb!” – i feel like people who say this are usually older people who are trying to be “hip” but are a couple years too late.

peter pan peanut butter (cause choosy moms choose jiff) – i apologize to my friend tony b/c he’s allergic to peanuts.  purely jelly sandwiches for him and i’m sure if he were to pick, he’d pick smuckers.

wise potato chips – seriously, they should just quit.  i think fritolay and dorito have a pretty tight reign on the potato chip market.

americans in diving – can the americans even medal in diving?  i mean, any kind of diving?  those chinese are just so dominant they need to give someone else a chance like the american women did in softball (btw, does anyone else think maybe they lost on purpose in order to keep the sport in the olympics?  kind of like a “take one for the team” kind of deals?)

umbros – when was the last time you wore these?  10 years ago?  i apologize if you still wear them.  they are really cool shorts, it’s just that no one wears them anymore.  i think i still have some somewhere.  either that, or my dad is currently wearing them.

the men and women’s 4×100 relay teams – dropping the baton once, ok.  semi-understandable.  but twice?  c’mon people, you were supposed to win this event.

k-mart – despite martha stewart’s efforts, k-mart’s not doin’ so hawt.  they should just sell to wal-mart or something.  or them and target can gang up on wal-mart.  oh but martha stewart is already on the wal-mart side isn’t she?

what do you want to add to the list?


Written by enoch

August 22, 2008 at 8:54 pm

Posted in social observation

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  1. With a name like Smucker’s, it has to be good! :mrgreen:


    August 23, 2008 at 12:48 am

  2. short nerdy awkward wimpy asian guys.

    self esteem issues, yeah.


    August 23, 2008 at 4:39 am

  3. sears and kmart merged 2 eyars ago. so if anything, sears is keeping kmart afloat.
    kmart is really popular here b/c the closest target is in brooklyn or nj but there are several kmarts in the city. i don’t know how that happened.


    August 23, 2008 at 4:03 pm

  4. oh and did you know rolling your jean cuffs is coming back into style?? that and colored jeans.

    that darn katie holmes. that kind of fashion should be banned. some things are best left in the past.

    and those stupid summer scarves. most useless fashion accessory ever.


    August 23, 2008 at 4:05 pm

  5. i’ve been reading your posts. i left some comments on your past posts.


    August 24, 2008 at 1:22 pm

  6. i agree with ALL the olympic comments you made! exact same thoughts 🙂

    if you ever get a chance to visit guam, you NEED to check out their kmart culture. they have double deckers with a HUGE kmart sign on it and they take the tourists from and to kmart. i’m not sure who owns the double deckers–whether kmart or nearby hotels–but the point is.. they’re well off. if someone tells me that kmart in guam is the “headquarter” i’d believe it. hahaha. if katee hasn’t said the kmart sears comment above.. i’d believe that kmart in america is still running all because of that one kmart in guam. i bet those japanese tourists didn’t know how much kmart here suffered..


    August 28, 2008 at 1:51 pm

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