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i wrote a song… in my mind

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blueberrymorningwhy, blueberry morning?  that’s all i have to ask.  why?  why did you change your recipe?  why did you disappear off the shelves of most grocery stores?  i had to travel to target to find you!  and after i bought you at sale price, i come home and eat you, and, and, and find that you’ve changed!!  sure your blueberries are 60% bigger, but your flakes!  what happened to your flakes?!?  they are bland and tasteless.  not the oat clustery flakes i fell in love with.  by the way, what happened to your oats?  and your almonds?!?  in my first bowl, i only had one almond.  that deeply saddens me, blueberry morning.

sadly to say, i actually prefer the generic, supermarket knock-off of “blueberry cluster flakes” or whatever it’s called.  and that’s saying a lot because i almost never like the supermarket brand stuff.  why did you disappear from my life and return only to disappoint me?  i almost wish you never showed your face again.  you got my hopes up, you know that?  and now, i’m forced to finish you off before the milk goes bad so i can buy, sniff, the supermarket brand.  where is the blueberry morning i fell in love with?  can i have you back?  post cereals corporation!  what have you done with my blueberry morning?!?!?!  you prostituted her out to be some new, 60% bigger blueberries hussy!!  how could you?!?!?!

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you ever have those products that get a “new recipe” and you just wish they could’ve sticked to their old one?  you know, the recipe that made you keep buying said product in the first place.  why change it?


Written by enoch

March 12, 2009 at 8:21 am

Posted in from my mind

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    March 12, 2009 at 5:55 pm

  2. It could be worse you know!

    I love blueberries but I’ve never tried Blueberry Morning — and I never will because it has almonds! Just the other day I was excited to try Raisin Bran Extra only to find out that they have almonds too! :mrgreen:


    March 12, 2009 at 8:31 pm

  3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😀 oh my goodness that was pretty funny.

    but seriously, i’m sorry blueberry AM has changed for the worst… i bet if you sent a letter to post cereal, post it on your weblog, they’ll write you back.


    March 12, 2009 at 8:35 pm

  4. oh ho, is this why you chose this over the honey bunches of oat?? hmmmmm?


    March 13, 2009 at 9:01 am

  5. i always used to get the ‘steak and cheese’ at Subway… but then Subway got new subs with newer selections of different steak subs ‘for the better’…
    but the meat changed! and there was no more ‘steak and cheese.’ the thin slices of meat is no more~~~
    i think they have it again now.. so i’m happy.. but it still just doesnt seem the same anymore.


    March 13, 2009 at 5:49 pm

  6. I was reading this and the first thing that popped up in my head was “facebook” why did you change up on me again?!


    March 14, 2009 at 12:35 am

  7. sounds like a …. very blue morning… 😦


    March 14, 2009 at 3:29 am

  8. send a letter.
    or start eating raisin bran crunch…..sooo good.


    March 14, 2009 at 11:22 am

  9. omg.. wow. yeah, agree w/ kt. send a letter or just go w/ the cheap stuff. they were prob. trying to go for healthy. cut out the sugar and provide chunkier blueberries. don’t hate the health. i like honey bunches of oat – almond, but i prefer corn flakes (store brand) over all of it. i’m sorry..


    March 15, 2009 at 12:32 pm

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