chang|e one's mind

i wrote a song… in my mind

if i were president…

with 2 comments

president… i would make up new words and catch phrases cause i know people would quote me and the media would start using my words and it’d spread like wildfire.

… i would set up meetings with people like the head of a snack company to see what i could do about naming a product “shutcho mouth”

… i would meet with video game companies to insert a character in my likeness in all their games

… i would make a cameo in all movies

… i would hire the iron chefs on food network to cook my meals in 1 hour in extreme competition style with alton brown commentating

… i would have chuck norris and jack bauer as my bodyguards

… i would make it mandatory for all pinatas to be in the shape of the candidate i beat in the presidential election

… i would have my own tv show

… i’d make sure my face was on some kind of currency

… i would befriend one country and we’d just talk smack about all the other countries


Written by enoch

April 3, 2009 at 9:55 am

Posted in from my mind

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  1. If you ever do run for president, make sure this post does not get out…


    April 3, 2009 at 12:09 pm

  2. i think the world would be a lot more interesting with you as president. 😀


    April 7, 2009 at 4:10 am

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