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Newshere’s my spin on what’s in the news this week:

favre signs with minnesota vikings – wow, are you serious?  honestly, i used to have respect for you brett.  i had a lot of respect when you retired the first time.  i had a little less respect, but still some respect when you retired the second time thinking you had learned your lesson.  but now…  what the crap has happened to you?  you re-came out of retirement.  really?  i mean, really?  brett?  c’mon.  you’re cray-see.

kim dae-jung died – you are kind of like the korean equivalent to john mccain, except everyone in the country likes you instead of just one political party.  escaping death a couple times and fighting for democracy in korea has earned you a permanent spot in the hall-of-respect.  oh yeah, and you won the freaking nobel peace prize.

vick signs with eagles – you know what?  i really like you michael vick.  i don’t care what everyone else says.  i think you learned your lesson, even though it was a really stupid and costly lesson to learn.  your crime goes up there with winona ryder shoplifting from saks.  i mean, why?  but still, if strong christians like donovan mcnabb and tony dungy have faith in you, i do too.  i hope you do really well to show everyone you really deserved a second chance.

tiger beaten in a major – go y.e. yang!  wow, amazing.  tiger said he played well, but just couldn’t finish his putts.  way to take advantage yang!!  it’s funny how you have only appeared on the pro tour 8 times and have won only 2 asian cup matches and yet you took down THE TIGER.  haha, he said he doesn’t look forward to a rematch.

lutherans to vote on ordaining sexually active homosexuals – martin luther would be spinning in his grave if he knew this was happening in his namesake’s denomination.  the pc(usa), the episcopals, and now the lutherans are having a vote.  i find it kinda sad that people are arguing about how to interpret the scripture on this.  people pro-gay are saying that their interpretation of Scripture is correct and is being attacked, while the pro-straight are saying that it’s all about the authority of Scripture.  if only you were alive martin luther…


Written by enoch

August 18, 2009 at 5:03 pm

Posted in social observation

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  1. You should auto tune these news events.


    August 18, 2009 at 5:07 pm

  2. :mrgreen:


    August 18, 2009 at 5:08 pm

  3. Lol I enjoyed reading this. 😀


    August 19, 2009 at 12:38 pm

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