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dirty joke

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windshield wiperso i was coming out of church this past sunday and i see that one of my windshield wipers was up.  the other had a piece of paper stuck in it like one of those flyers people stick on your car.  but i was at church.  what could this be?  sometimes there are these korean businesses that like to stick things in your windshield wiper so that’s what i thought it was.  it’s funny because our pastor just gave a sermon about turning God’s house of prayer for all nations into a den of thieves and here someone put a flyer on my car windshield for advertising their business at church.  how ironic i thought.  until i saw what it was.

it was a sunday bulletin from another church.  i thought, “how jacked up is it if this church is advertising their church on the windshields of cars parked at another church?”  i looked around to see if other cars had it on their windshields too.  they didn’t.  which made me think someone was just putting the bulletin on my windshield to play a joke on me.  but it made me think about if churches were so desperate to gain new members that they would advertise in the parking lots of other churches.  man.  whoever did that, you don’t know this, but you could’ve started an inter-church war.  wow, it would’ve been pretty bad if i went up and talked to one of the pastors at that other church and started accusing them of advertising their church at our church.  dirty joke my friend.  dirty joke.


Written by enoch

August 20, 2009 at 5:40 pm

Posted in from my mind

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  1. it would be funny if a flock of seagulls took a dump all over your windshield. LTN :mrgreen:


    August 20, 2009 at 7:39 pm

  2. mike and i saw your car that sunday and were wondering why your wiper was up like that… well~ now we know!


    August 21, 2009 at 8:25 am

  3. let’s investigate!

    omg, i haven’t been on wordpress in a long time and yeah.. EVERYTHING changed..


    August 21, 2009 at 9:48 am

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