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movie summaries part 2

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in a previous post, i discussed various movies and how if you summarize them very concisely, you can make a movie you would spend ten dollars to watch, a movie you would never watch in your lifetime.  it’s time for part 2:


avatar 3d: the us army wants to cut down a forest with blue people living in it.  a paraplegic soldier goes to sleep in a box and turns into a blue person in order to infiltrate them.  he can only go into the box because he happens to be a twin of the last guy who went to sleep in the box.  he ends up sleeping with the princess and has a heart for the blue people and turns his back on the us army so that the big tree will not be destroyed.  the moral of the story is to recycle.  all of this in 3D.

twilight: new girl moves to a small town.  a clique of pale-faced people stare at her.  the mysterious pale-faced guy and the girl end up liking each other and she realizes he and his family are vampires who would like to eat her but do not.  the girl wants to stay in the relationship despite the constant risk of her boyfriend eating her.  her other guy friend also likes her and somehow teams form with the two guys in which the whole nation and burger king join sides.  oh yeah, the other guy?  he’s a werewolf.  a shirtless werewolf.

slumdog millionaire: a young man is on “who wants to be a millionaire?” to look for the girl he’s in love with, not for the money.  the questions he’s asked coincide directly with different moments of his life.  he has to fight gangs.  the movie ends with dancing.

julie & julia: woman who hates her job yet loves to cook decides to cook through every recipe in julia childs’ cookbook and write a blog about it.  her excessive love of julia childs threatens her marriage and her job.  in the end, everything works out after the last obstacle of dressing a duck.

don’t you want to watch these now?


Written by enoch

April 27, 2010 at 5:48 pm

Posted in from my mind

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  1. I heard that Avatar was like Pocahontas and Fern Gully.

    If you wrote about what happens in Nacho Libre and Napoleon Dynamite in a concise manner I would not want to watch them.

    By the way, you should watch a series of movies with the abbreviation “S W” and then I can take your movie reviews seriously.

    How do you h8 on movies that you’ve never seen LTN :mrgreen:


    April 27, 2010 at 6:05 pm

  2. lol, i was like, what has an abbreviation of SW?

    guess i still don’t qualify to watch them yet 😀


    April 27, 2010 at 7:14 pm

  3. the moral of Avatar is to recycle??? hahahaha

    I was thinking about watching Julie and Julia, but your review makes it sound not that interesting…


    April 27, 2010 at 8:31 pm

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