chang|e one's mind

i wrote a song… in my mind

what happens when…

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…cemeteries run out of burial space?

…you eat mentos and chase it down with diet coke?

…2 ambulances or firetrucks are trying to cross the same intersection at the same time?

…4 cars approach a 4-way stop at the same time?

…you plant a plant in the winter and keep it really warm as if it was summer.  would it then blossom in the winter?

…you turn the heat all the way up on one side of the car and the ac up on the other side of the car? (for the cars with separate passenger side temperature controls)

…the 10th dentist also recommends trident?

…they come up with a hand sanitizer that kills 100% of germs?

…diet dr. pepper tastes exactly like regular dr. pepper?

…gps’ start getting angry with you for not taking their planned routes?

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Written by enoch

December 21, 2010 at 6:27 pm

Posted in from my mind

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  1. hahahaha on the last one!
    the second one seems painful unless some kind of body fluid already coats the mentos and is protected by the time the diet coke reaches it.

    heej

    December 21, 2010 at 6:32 pm

  2. That would be sweet if the gps got mad hahahaha. I’d somehow get an Arnold voice so he can be like “DAVID, YOU IDIOTT. I TOHLD YUU, RAIGHT TUHRN. THREE TAIMES. LISTEN TO MEE. LISTEN TO MEEE. DAAAAAUGHHHH”

    daaavid

    December 21, 2010 at 7:54 pm


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